If you had to choose just one, which outlet reported Chavezs shower comment in the most retarded way?

	A: Miami Herald "Ruin & Misery"
	B: National Post “Decree against Shower Singi­ng”
	C: Telegraph “Banning Bath Singing"
	D: Pajamas Media "Bans Singing Altogether"
	E: Some blog: "Blah blah blah shower communi­st dictator etc. etc.”
	F. Mmm, cock. What were we talking about agai­n?